Cledus T. Judd – Martie, Emily & Natalie

Martie, Emily & Natalie

They come off sounding pretty pompous, each time they open their mouth

You can’t believe it when you hear it, what they let come rollin’ out

Don’t know why they’re so super-hateful, ain’t like they’ve got it so bad

If they’d do more singin’ and less talkin’ I think we’d all be glad

Say goodbye to Natalie

Adios Martie and Emily

They think that they’re too cool

The chicks no longer rule

All country fans agree

Now they’re threatenin’ to quit

Like we really give a (YEAH!)

They say they’re goin’ pop

Garth, he tried and flopped

But we won’t soon forget

Martie, Em and Natalie

Was it the lack of nominations at this year’s CMA’s? (aww)

That got them tradin’ in their banjos for a drum machine and DJ’s

Next thing you know they’ll be on Soul Train out on the road with Eminem

They’ll put some bling-bling in their videos and we’ll all make fun of them (laughter)

Say goodbye to Natalie

Adios Martie and Emily

The only folks in line

Are holding picket signs

And burning Chicks CDs

Wasn’t it a sight to see

Them posing naked on a magazine

Now everybody knows

They’re overexposed

If you know what I mean

Martie, Em and Natalie

So go load up your tour bus and pull on out

‘Cause your careers may soon be done

You bunch of multi-platinum jackass millionaires

Hey, hey, rock ‘n’ roll, here they come!

Say goodbye to Natalie

Adios Martie and Emily

We hate to see you leave

Why can’t we be friends

Please don’t be mad at me

Martie, Em and Natalie

See ya later Natalie

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.