Lemonheads – The Outdoor Type

Always had a roof above me

Always paid the rent

but I’ve never set foot inside a tent

Can’t build a fire to save my life

I lied about being the outdoor type

i’ve never slept out underneath the stars,

the closest that i came to that was one time my car

broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night

i lied about being the outdoor type.

Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for

I lied until I fit the bill god bless the great indoors

I lied about being the outdoor type

I’ve never owned a sleeping bag never rode a mountain bike

i can’t go away with you on a rock climbing weekend

what if somethings on tv and its never shown again

its just as well i’m not invited i’m afraid of heights

i lied about being the outdoor type

Never learned to swim can’t grow a beard or even fight

I lied about being the outdoor type