No Doubt – Everything’s Wrong

(E. Stefani, J. Rosa)

The bed is made, so is the cake

The frogs are swimming down in the lake

The chairs are stacked and the house is locked

The food is eaten and the boat is docked

The flowers are watered and the glass is filled

The chain is linked, the money’s billed

The walls are painted and the bell has rang

What is wrong? Everything!

1, 2, 3, 4

Everything everything everything’s wrong

Ever quit your bitchin and you want to go on

But if you look at me you laugh and you say

‘Why just give me another thing, don’t tell me this way’

Everything’s wrong

Everything’s wrong

Your hat is sewn, the clock is set

The toilet’s flushed and the sponge is wet

The lights are on and your shoes are tied

My posters are up and my hair is dyed

The house is built and the records scratched

Your dishes are dirty and your pants are patched

The chrome is shiny and the juice tastes like tang

What is wrong? Everything!

That’s all I say, I say no more

So please don’t ask for an encore!

1, 2, 3, 4

Everything everything everything’s wrong

Ever quit your bitchin and you want to go on

But if you look at me you laugh and you say

‘Why just give me another thing, don’t tell me this way’

Everything’s wrong

Everything’s wrong

Everything’s wrong

Everything’s wrong