Bloodhound Gang – Turn Clyde

Times New Roman you know the type

Calling me Public Enemy, but don’t believe the hype

Tough guy like the one in “Star 80” wanna bait me

Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me

Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink

Shoulder’s got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink

Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin’s missing link

Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink

Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hick

Completely incompatible though I’m a pussy and you’re a dick

How can you hold a grudge when you can’t even hold a job?

Should have known butter but you’re not corn on the cob

I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord

If I wanted to see stars I’ll watch the “Academy Awards”

That’s why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?

You must’ve given up on hair plugs