Ben Folds Five – All U Can Eat (They Give No Fuck)

Son, look at all the people

In this restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

And out the window

To the parking lot

At their SUVs taking all of this space

They give no fuck

They talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there’s enough

For them

Gonna get on the microphone

Down at Wal-Mart

Talk about some shit

That’s been on my mind

Talk about the state

Of this great nation of ours

People look to your left

Yeah and look to your right

They give no fuck

They buy as much as they would want

They give no fuck

Just as long as there’s enough

For them

Son, look at the people

Lining up for plastic

Wouldn’t you like to see ’em

In the National Geographic

Squating bare-assed in the dirt

Eating rice from a bowl

With a towel on their head and

Maybe a bone in their nose

See that asshole

With a peace sign on his license plate

Giving me the finger and

Running me out of his lane

God made us number one

‘Cause he loves us the best

But he should go bless

Someone else for a while

And give us a rest

(They give no)

Yeah and everyone can see

(They give no)

We’ve eaten all that we can eat