GutterMouth – Octopus Hairpiece

stop

people please

while surfing in the ocean

i somehow lost my hairpiece

i watched my age increase

as some pesky octopus

took my tuft of manhood from me

(chorus)

duck diving for my hairpiece

im searching for my hairpiece

duck diving for my hairpiece

octopus hairpiece

look there on the reef

make a lasso with my leash

ride my sea horse to the deep

im at one with the sea

im a surfer from the soul

until a clam swallowed my toupee whole

(repeat chorus)

yea dude did i say dude

i know i sound like bill and ted

i got a sunburn on my head

ive been to indo been to france

but the hairpieces are cheaper

down in costa rica

(repeat chorus)