Descendents – Van

Here in my van

I can beat my small cock

Fart on your face

Sleep on a loaf

Here in my can

I can piss in a cup

Scrounge for some change

Do what I want

I can lose

Here in my van

I can eat my small squid

Dance the can-can

With my feet in the air

Here in my van

I can play the Last tape

Play my small uke

Write stupid songs

Like this one

Haven’t slept in days, but that’s OK.

Gonna let ‘er eat

Cat pizza road apples coffee shun Vivarin

Have a little snack

Put in a quarter and play road rally

Driving down the dark corridor

Fall asleep and wake up in another place

Here in my van

I can hate everyone

Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night

Here in my van

I can lose my small mind