GutterMouth – “Mark” The Cubby Chaser/Newp..

Long ago just you and me

But you traded up to eat eat eat

Packing on those Kilograms

Aren’t Kilograms just like pounds?

That keester is sure filling out

You could use a walk about!

I’d like to tell you tastefully

Your ass is an enormity

Freaky hanas’ get me off

But how can I, Jack off

Did you know that you wears

Size 16 underwears

You joined a gym

And that rhymes with slim

Bulimia at your own pace

It must be an acquired taste

Well I could tell you tastefully

Your ass is an enormity

(That’s big, that’s a big ass)

Newport girls act with haste

Tie that sweatshirt ’round your waist

I’d like to tell you tastefully

Your ass is an enormity!

In Newport beach you have the class

and money stuffed way up your ass

I think that I will have to pass

Tie that sweatshirt ’round your god damned fat ass!