Willa Ford – A Toast To Men (featuring Lady May)

[WILLA]

Girls, I’d like to make a toast on the behalf of men

Here’s to the men we love

Here’s to the men who love us

Here’s to the men we love who dont love us

Fuck the men, let’s drink to us!

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

ah ah

Ooh

[WILLA]

Thats right boys!

[LADY MAY (rap)]

There was this tatoo artist partied for hours

Huge in the pants loved to screw in the shower

Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer

I shulda dumped him but I was too coward

Til I met this school-boy that studied at Howard,

Nerdy but he calls and be sendin’ me flowers,

I’m feelin him, but had to get rid of him

Nerd boy turned out to be a minute-man

[CHORUS]

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all

[LADY MAY (rap)]

I’ve been with boys with baldies, boys with hair curly,

Boy’s in their 30’s, boys that ain’t worthy,

Boys I fell for, slept with too early

Boys with dicks straight, Boys with dicks curvy

Boys locked up in the bing

I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns

All this talk men is ridiculous

Fuck the men, let’s drink to us!

[CHORUS]

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all

[LADY MAY]

Willa has something to say

[WILLA]

Thanks Lady May

Take it on now girls give the eyes what they want to see

Take it on now girls be whatever you want to be

Crazy ladies, tight-ass bodies

Let’em know we come to party

Live it up now boys got your eyes on that lady

Live it up now cuz she won’t be your baby

Go home lonely, leave you horny, it’s a girls night after party

Fuck’em all cuz men don’t have nothing but dicks on us

Fuck’em all cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us

Get your big “O”., no love making,

Let him know his bitch was fakin’

Here’s to the men we love to love

(Hmm I wonder who that could be?)

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us

Here’s to the men we love to love

Here’s to the men in love with us

Here’s to the men who pass on us

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us

Ooh Ooh!

Oh my God – did I just say that?

That’s right girls – There’s a sorority anthem for ya!

Fuck the men, Let’s drink to us y’all!