Skyclad – The Sinful Ensemble

Are you ready…

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a “labs night”.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a “labs night”.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Ever wondered where the evil dead go?

There’s a little place called “Nightmare scenario”.

Unlicenced establishment for farmer world powers,

where the drinks are cheap – and it’s open all hours.

Bonaparte’s on brandy – he swills it down his throat,

Hitler sips a Pilsher while he tells a racist joke.

Mussolini leers at Maggie serving at the bar,

Stalin’s out the back trying to sell a dodgy motor car.

Dear God above (if you exist),

hope you see the funny side to this.

Now don’t get cross – don’t bite your nails,

oh, Son of Man your mission failed.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a “labs night”.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Herod’s in the family room to baby sit the first born.

Mengele’s got a Gladstone bag of cotton wool and chloroform.

Vlad impales glace cherries on a stick just for a lark

when Pol Pot turns the lights out they’ll play murder in the dark.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a ‘labs night’.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Genghis Khan just parked his lunch all over Nero’s belly.

While the lions beat the christians thirty – nil live on the telly.

Caligula kills “My Way” on the karaoke stage –

young “Chezzy” Borgia’s barred for life for drinking under age.

This is far more than just a joke.

Can’t you see the fire for the smoke?

Choose any public house you please

and find dictators such as these.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a “labs night”.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Good clean fun – just a bit a rough and tumble.

Dead dictators out on a “labs night”.

Then pints later you’ll see a flashing blue light.

Are you ready for The Sinful Ensemble?

Hell is where the heart lies – (in Purgatory’s borders).

The great thing ’bout eternity – they never call last orders!