Kid Rock – Kyle’s Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch

Kid Rock (in background):

Lemme tell ya ’bout Kyle’s momma

Straight out of tailor, Joe C.

Joe C.:

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch, she’s the biggist bitch I know

and she stinks like shit!

Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,

Now she’s fucked cause she still thinks she’s pritty

I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:

“Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!”

Should fuck that slut, she’s a big fat trip,

But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!

Joe C., I’m a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click

I don’t know much, But I know this shit:

Kyle’s Momma’s a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Joe C.:

She’s a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock:

Kid Rock… check it, un hu, un hu…

My homme named Kyle lives up the block,

Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!

Non stop, she’s a sight to see,

A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me.

She might be the best suck in the Mountians,

Ten times a week, but shit, who’s counting?

I’m astounded by the thing’s she does,

She’s the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!

She aint a slut she’s a supper groupie,

Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!

I don’t Know much, but I know this:

Kyle’s Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Joe C.:

She’s a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (in background):

Oh, shit….

Tell ’em Joe

Joe C.:

Im Joe C., the “C” stands for cool,

I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool!

I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,

Cause Kyles mom trippin’ on that soil Boulder!

Then I sold her, cause I’m like that freak ass pimp,

But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,

Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I’m the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C

It’s the place to be,

I don’t Know much but I know this,

Kyle’s Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Kyle’s momma’s a big fat bitch

Joe C.:

She’s a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (In Background):

You, that’s right, Joe C., Kid Rock,

The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,

This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches…

Hehehe!

Yo, Yo, let’s make some wine.