Gym Class Heroes – Everyday’s Forecast

You think you know, but you have no idea

This is the diary of a breathing onomanopoeia

Now here’s another broken link for anyone who thinks my life’s together

I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather

God’s placed a permanent dark cloud above my head

But he was nice enough to loan me a holey umbrella

thank ya fella,

how considerate

I’m the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates

Today’s forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain

So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly and

Flash a devilish grin

That’ll make the most masculine of Men skeptical of his existence

And when the rain begins, I take a seat to retire and admire the spectacle

from a distance

For instance, there was this cat the other day shootin me ice grills

But when I looked, he looked the other way

Now any other day

Wouldn’t let this type of shit bother me

Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy

So finally I stepped to him

Kindly disrespected him

Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him

He broke down in tears talkin bout how god neglected him

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

And all it took was a sewing needle to deflate my swollen ego

Then pop pop went my God Complex

I never thought 19 yrs after my first breath I’d be in art school surrounded

by corny fucks debating who’s more depressed

I’m 21 now, and still can’t deal with what’s real

But I’ll be damned if I give up and settles for pills

Daddy taught me better

Mommy taught me how to crack 40’s and jack 6 packs in oversized sweaters

And one time my mother changes

So I’m in the rain waiting

For the flood gates to open

Impersonating my favorite VH1 Behind the Music tragedy

Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before

I’m PH balanced

For the floor? But strong enough to stay a float

And doggy paddle long enough to catch that

life preserver rope

And then I’ll be on a parallel ladder laughin like,

damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened

And finally I step to you

Kindly disrespect you

Looked you dead in the eyes and analyzed how it affected you

Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how god neglected you

Misdirected the definition of pitiful

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

Yo, you ever watch a whole day wash away like your

very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,

A cigarette that never mattered’s all you stuck with

You ever watch a whole day wash away like your

very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick bucket all you want,

A cigarette that never mattered’s all you stuck with

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better

I swear, I swear

If the sun would come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile,

You think you know, but you have no idea

This is the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia