Screeching Weasel – I Wanna Be A Homosexual

I Wanna Be A Homosexual

Screeching Weasel

(Kill The Musicians)

i gotta little lisp

and i’ve been working on my limp wrist

see women are a drag

i think i wanna be a faggot yeah.

mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen

a brice labruce wet dream

a nancy boy with wings

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna beeee

Trapped in middle class

take it up your punk rock ass

you rub your little thing

when you see phony dykes in penthouse magazine

so whats the difference mr. cream-wich

you just need a man,

a beefy leather fag

to take you out in drag, oh yeah

-chorus- I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna beeee

call me a faggot

call me a butt loving fudge packing queer

but i don’t care

cause it’s the straight in straight edge

that makes me wanna drink a beer

and be a pansy be a homo

trapped in middle class

take it up your punkrock ass

you rub your puny thing

when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street who wears short shorts

you wear short shorts

you’re so full of shit why don’t you admit you don’t have the balls to be a queer

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual

I wanna be a homosexual