Dismemberment Plan – Can We Be Mature

I remember second grade

We were up 3 to 1 in the second half

Timmy tripped some kid

His mom got so mad

She ran out on the field and kneed that referee in the balls

We had to forfeit the game…

WE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TIMMY!

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Early Saturdays

All you can hear In the local parks:

“GET THE BALL! IN THE NET! GET THE BALL IN THE NET!”

Some little kids who shot

Get his voice, on the ball

Gets hit in the head, gets the H.O.R.S.E.,

“IT’S ONLY A GAME, YOU!”

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?

Oh, can we be mature?