Slick Rick – Sittin’ In My Car

(singing)

Something tells Rick he’s a fool

To let girls treat me so cruel

But never-the-less, Rick said “You got me waiting”

Sitting in my car, waiting for yoooooooooou-ooh-ooh, lalalala

I got a girl, but I’m about to switch all that

Because my girl be trying to play me like the bitch all that

Shoot, clocked her daughter, for acting out of order

To impress a girl who to me knocked her out the water!

But because the kiss swears love

Though when I see her friend its like the shit wears off

I don’t bother, while she want to kiss and then cuss and full of hate

Get her friend? Mission Impossible

Because she’s the one the hon chose to boast to

The way that her and the bitch is so close to be a waste

So make music in my basement

Don’t cut her off till I find a good replacement

One day I jumped in my Jeep, drove her to her friend’s

house, cause the hon was sleeping over

My girl was acting fine, then the slime switched

Wanna diss, I said “It’s over you waste of time BITCH”

Tried to kiss her friend, twice then a third

She said “Stop, Rick”, but didn’t tell her friend a word

I went to bed, here come my girl touching me intently

Snuck out early, girlfriend wasn’t acting as friendly as before

Because she swore a nigga hit her

“Well if you ain’t love her why’d you go back to bed with her?”

But I didn’t, now the hon badgering

I don’t know, maybe it’s me, maybe I’m imagining the love affair

(singing)

Got Rick sitting right here

Waiting for you my dear

Wondering if you’re ever gonna show, you hoe

Another brother out for one thing, mistook him for

Steady relationship is what I’m really looking for

Sincerity, scoop the hon I done it

I said “Being straight up, it’s you I really wanted”

Though she fucked niggers with money like MAD

I still found myself wanting the honey quite bad

Loyal to her friend, though she wanted wood

Then we did it, boy that pussy was good

“But what if shorty finds out?”

Never be too clever

“Rick, she has to know if we’re to ever be together”

Chill, then we started to button the strap and

Then my girl woke up, we acted like ain’t nothing happened

Later on, my girlfriend stormed in

“We going to the supper club, some kid’s performing

Bye, see you later”,

Her girlfriend hot, then (?) living, Rick decide to follow

I’m outside of the club sipping a beer through the best can

Both sluts were sliding numbers to the next man

Contradicting of words being together

My girl, too, I should’ve known, birds of a feather

Back in my Jeep, about 4:11

Popped another can, looked up to the heavens

I’m a good man, in fact I know that I am

And I deserve a lady love, that’s why I’m wondering why I’m…

(singing)

Sitting in my car, waiting for yoooooooooou-ooh-ooh, lalalala

Got Rick sitting right here

Waiting for you my dear

Wondering if you’re ever gonna show, you hoe

Something tells Rick he’s a fool

To let girls treat me so cruel

But never-the-less, Rick said, you got me waiting

Sitting in my car, waiting for yoooooooooou-ooh-ooh,

lalalala, lalalala, lalalala, lalalala