Stephen Lynch – Vanilla Ice Cream

Vanilla Ice Cream – Stephen Lynch

Have a seat and listen, please don’t say a thing

The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting

Just don’t take it personally, this is no attack

But we will never last because I am white and you are…also white

I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait

Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away

If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy

But if you’re a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead

I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread

Don’t call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn’t right

I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white

I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait

A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you’re a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out

It is no mystery, I like a sister see that’s what I’m talkin about

Our wedding song will be “Ebony and Ivory”, and we’ll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree

But color is not the issue here, it’s dignity, it’s class

It’s all about her heart, okay it’s partly about that ass

I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait

A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away

If you’re a honky, you’re singin the wrong key, it’s the honest truth

The skin that she’s dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

Thomas Jefferson.

Robert DeNiro.

David Bowie.

To a certain extent…Ted Dansen.

Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh…