MC Wreckshin – I Want Candy

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy

Got my pennies saved so I’m her sugar daddy

I’m her Hugh Cronyn, and she’s my Jessica Tandy, I want candy

Put it in a pile

Split it with my bitty

Fifty/fifty, down the the line

Kind of like close encounters of the cavity kind

I’m talkin’ lickerish, kisses

Talkin’ chocolate dile smiles

I want candy

I gotta sugar tooth

Put on your shanghai, Sandy

‘Cause I wanna knock boots

Lick the peppermint stick

‘Til the lollipop droops

Gum drops that don’t stop

‘Til the litlot’s loose

Candy, candy

I need candy

Bubble gum and taffy

Get in my way punk

You’re gonna get your ass beat

Nasty

Do it ’til your daddy sees

Embarrass your own family

Just because you came between a kid and his candy

I need candy

Any kind’ll do

Don’t care if it’s nutritious or FDA approved

It’s gonna make me spazz like bobcats on booze

A hyperactive juice that only I can produce

That fuels a giant drill, bore straight into hell

Releasin’ ancient demons from a sleep forever spell

So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated

And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

I need candy, want some candy

Eat candy ’til I’m dead

I’ll kill you for some candy

Give me candy, candy head

Where you keepin’ all the candy

Who made you candy king

If you don’t give me some candy

I will make the ladies sing

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess

Come on down yo, here’s the address

Said six, one-two Wharf Avenue

Right next to gentleman’s club