Butthole Surfers – 22 Going On 23

Woman: I enjoy your show and I’ve been trying to get through for quite a while.

Man: Well, We’re glad you kept trying

Woman: Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted…sexually,

and ever since then, I’ve been having trouble sleeping.

Man: How old are you?

Woman: I’m 22 going on 23

Man: Medicine…Counseling…Anxiety…Sleep Programming

..Medicine…Sleep Programming

..Anxiety…Counseling…Medicine…Sleep

Programming…Depression…Anxiety…(etc.)

Woman: Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams, to try and put

endings on the

dreams, like I come out a winner. But everytime i try to do that, I

just…don’t get anywhere. It

seems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night, and

that’s why I’m up so late.

Woman: And I watch one soap opera a day. And if he happens to walk in

the house, I’m

paranoid. I just jump up and turn off the TV. Except he says, “Is that

all you’re gonna do all

day, just sit around and watch TV?” And I love to travel, so I’ve

mentioned traveling to him.

And finances are no problem. But he says that he did all the traveling

that he wanted to do while

he was in the service.