They Might Be Giants – E Eats Everything

A hardly has an appetite and pokes at food too long

and B can barely bother because all the food is wrong

C likes only candy and chocolate by the box

D is just disinterested in anything you’ve got

But E eats everything

yeah E eats everything

E eats everything

yeah E eats everything

so toss it on a plastic plate or stick it with a fork

serve it on a shovel or serve it on a spork

yeah E eats everything

yeah E eats everything

F is far too fussy and only eats with fancy wine

G eats only gourmet but never can decide

H burns food so horrible

all I tastes is smoke

J just likes drinking juice

and K drinks only soda

but E eats everything

yeah E eats everything

he’s eating in a moving car

he’s eating upside down

he’s eating on a space ship

he’s eating off the ground

L and M and N and P won’t start till O arrives

Q and R and S and T are wearing clothes much too tight

U and V and W are worn out from this song

and X and Y just will not share and will not get along

but E eats everything

yeah E eats everything

but look out now here it comes that final letter Z

now Z’s not like the other letters Z’s only eating Es

yeah Z eats Es

yeah Z eats Es

Z eats Es

yeah Z eats Es