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MC Chris – MC Chris Ownz

Mc Chris Ownz

MC Chris ownz

I wanna go to an MC Chris show

But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime

I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I spell word with a three

Name’s MC

Other rappers flow weak

Like window unit AC’s

Latinas on my penis

Japanese on they knees

I love all the ladies

As long as they eighteen

I got bling up the ying

A plethora of Porsches

I’ll say anything

‘Cause my mouth is remorseless

Even the source says

My hip hop’s a vortex

Leave horseheads on doorsteps

My mic checks cost Corvettes

The strobe light explodes white

As I step on the floor

The barkeep knows the code

So he throws me a Stroh’s

Weak MC’s decompose

‘Cause they know I can flow

Like Wesell comma Zam

Through Coruscant corridors

Humidors filled with stoges

Filled with dro

Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh

Is filled with the word bro

Fuck the lexicon of octagons

I’m all about go

These amateurs got catheders

I’m all about pro’s, ’bout pro’s.

MC Chris ownz

I wanna go to an MC Chris show

But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime

I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I’m lit like a branch davidian

Or what’s left of the lithium

In Cobain’s cranium

I fill Wimbly Stadium

Once bitten, twice shy

Call it pyromania

When I roll up in Kashyyyk

I roll three Jedi’s deep

The fleet of peeps that I creep

All got vest’s underneath

There’s no need to believe

In the heat that I keep

Or the swears that I *bleep*

Of the heiresses I freak

It’s embarrising to me

I’m like kerosene it seems

Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes

Blowin’ up, makin’ cream

I am just like Howard Dean

When I scream

I get red

I get mean

Can’t believe you be buying

What I be shucking and jiving

Fuck it if I am the next big thing

With promotional tie-ins

I am just cartoon making rapper

You think I’m lying

Everybody bust a move

Like it is that rave in Zion

My self aggradizing and deprecation

Keeps ’em guessing

Call my venus flytrap

‘Cause my DJ’s Howard Hessman

Word ’em up, yo

Word ’em up, yo

I just let the rap game

Out of a choke hold

MC Chris ownz

I wanna go to an MC Chris show

But he doesn’t tour, so in the meantime

I’m gonna memorize all of his rhymes

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