Nerf Herder – Down On Haley

Down on Haley, Haley Street

Where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap

You never know just who you’ll meet on Haley

Crack dealer looks out his door

Winks his eye and waves to his whore

She don’t wanna turn tricks anymore on Haley

You don’t have to ride the straight and narrow

As long as you drive up in a Camaro

Tattoo parlor why don’t you hang out

Let ’em show you what it’s all about

We’re gonna help you work it on out on Haley

Don’t need no license don’t need no subpoena

You can hook up with your favorite gina

Makin’ fun if you know what I mean on Haley

You don’t have to ride the straight and narrow

As long as you drive up in a Camaro

Goin’ down down… on Haley