Arrogant Worms, The – Jesus’ Brother Bob

If you haven’t heard of me

I wouldn’t be surprised

I bet you know my relatives

Their names will never die

My mother is a saint

And my brother is a god

But all I am is Jesus’ brother Bob

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

I have to pay the ferry

To cross the Galilee

But not my brother

No not him

He walks across for free

I finally get to work

‘Bout a quarter after nine

Already he’s turning water into wine

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

One day when I was home

I heard a mighty roar(in theback groundsombody yells “ROAR” )

There were a thousand people

Right outside the door

Help us, Jesus, help us!

Came the cheering from the mob

But then they got a look at me

“Relax, it’s only Bob”

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

He died upon the cross

I thought that I was free

Finally people would get to know

Me for me

(Hi Bob, Hi Judas!)

This was my big chance

To finally get ahead

The next thing you know

He’s rising from the dead

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

Everybody!

Jesus’ brother Bob, Jesus’ brother Bob

A nobody relative of the son of God

If only I’d been born just a little sooner

I’d be more than the brother of God Junior

ahhhahhhhahhh-Bob