Scatterbrain – I’m With Stupid

[Part One: I Had A Dream]

This is it, it was like this…

Thought I was the king, thought that I was it

And I had no tolerance for idiots.

I was always saying most people are dicks,

I made fun of all them jerks

That’s how I got my kicks.

I laughed at men, I laughed at gods.

Then one night I had a dream about a petri dish

It was sittin’ on my shoulder,

Growing some kind of fungus or some kind of mold er…

I didn’t know what it meant

I didn’t know how it got there.

But one things for sure,

I never woke from that nightmare…

[Part Two: Headamorphisis]

Woke up one day not long ago and much to my surprise

There was a head in my bed right next to me,

It was looking me in the eyes.

In the middle of the night it seems that this head

Had just grown up from my shoulder.

It looked a lot like one of Jerry’s kids

Except that it was older,

On my shoulder – Not a poster!

I’ve grown stupid, happened overnight

I’m with stupid, he’s with me.

In my bed next to the head, was a note it said:

“You were always mean to stupid people,

You laughed right in their face.

Welcome to the world of a new kind of Karma

Where we don’t wait till you’re dead.

Reincarnation will come later,

For now you get this head instead.”

Stupid Head –

I’ve grown stupid, happened overnight

I’m with stupid, he’s with me.

I wish I may, I wish I might

Ditch this head that I grew last night, ’cause

I’ve grown stupid, happened overnight

I’m with stupid, he’s with me.

The note said I couldn’t kill the head

And I shouldn’t kill myself

Or I’d be reborn as something worse.

Stupid curse.

Well I don’t want to know

What could be worse than this,

This karma kiss, oh gods let’s get this over with.

“Instant Karma is gonna get you

Gonna knock you right in the other head

You better get your heads together

‘Cause pretty soon you’re gonna be dead.”

Since that day my life is shot

I can’t even go outside,

‘Cause it’s bad enough to have to heads,

But it’s worse when one’s unoccupied.

So I just sit at home, feed and bathe my head

Wishin’ – waitin’, wishin’

Waitin’ for that day I’m dead.

Stupid Head –

I’ve grown stupid, happened overnight

I’m with stupid, he’s with me.

I wish I may, I wish I might

Ditch this head that I grew last night, ’cause

I’ve grown stupid, happened overnight

I’m with stupid, he’s with me.