Skankin’ Pickle – Asian Man

Ahh, Very fine chineese rock n’ roll

I’m sick of people telling me

That dog shouldn’t be eaten as a delicacy.

Yo, it tastes good

Like a sandwich meat

And heck I like it

And it’s low in calories

You eat cow and I eat dog

One moos one barks but both are animals

What can I say I have a rat for a pet.

Can I help it if I like the taste of mans best friend

Look at me man I am invincible

I’m back from the past

And I am the principal.

I can’t die

I’m like a piece of pie

I see the bowl of rice

And I eat the fly

Elvis is dead

I’m still alive

If you’re wonderin who is me

I am Bruce Lee

I jump tall buildings

And I chop you suey

Stick your tongue at me

And i just say fuey.

I worship the Buddha yeah

That fat gold man it’s concept religion

Something you don’t understand

Searching for enlightnement

I gotta pay the rent

What can I do they call me

Asian Man