John Cale – Sister Ray

Duck and Sally inside

They’re cooking for the down five

Who’s starin’ at Miss Rayon

Who’s busy lickin’ up her pig pen

I’m searching for my mainline

I said I couldn’t hit it sideways

I said I couldn’t hit it sideways

Oh, just like Sister Ray said

Whip it on

Rosie and Miss Rayon

They’re busy waitin’ for her booster

Who just got back from Carolina

She said she didn’t like the weather

They’re busy waitin’ for her sailor

Who says he’s just as big as ever

He says he’s from Alabama

He wants to know a way to earn a dollar

I’m searchin’ for my mainer

I said I couldn’t hit it sideways

I couldn’t hit it sideways

Oh, just like Sister Ray said

Play it on

Cecil’s got his new piece

He cocks and shoots between three and four

He aims it at the sailor

Shoots him down dead on the floor

Aw, you shouldn’t do that

Don’t you know you’ll stain the carpet

Now don’t you know you’ll stain the carpet

And by the way, have you got a dollar

Oh, no man, I haven’t got the time, time

Too busy sucking on a ding-dong

She’s busy sucking on my ding-dong

Aw, she does just like Sister Ray said

I’m searching for my mainline

I said I -c-c-couldn’t hit it sideways

I c-c-c-c-c-couldn’t hit it sideways

Oh, do it, do it aw just just just like Sister Ray said

Now, who is that knocking

Who’s knocking on my chamber door

Could it be the police

They come and take me for a ride, ride

Oh but I haven’t got the time, time

Hey, hey, hey, she’s busy sucking on my ding-dong

She’s busy sucking on my ding-dong

Aw now do it just like Sister Ray says

I’m searching for my mainline

I couldn’t hit it sideways

I couldn’t hit it sideways

Now just like, oh just like aw, just like Sister Ray said.

Whip it on me Jim!