GWAR – I Hate Love Songs

Well I hate love songs, and I hate lovers,

I hate everything that I can’t hurt so I hate you,

I hate love songs, and I hate lovers,

I hate everything that I can’t hurt so I hate you,

I hate movies, with happy endings,

Like that one I saw, where all the girls were beautiful,

Like You

Like You

Like You

Like You

I hate wet dreams, and masturbation,

I hate everything that feels good like sex with you,

An’ I hate flowers, and little birdies,

Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddly like you,

I’m bored with your insanity,

I’m too tired to smile at your stupidity,

You took the very best of me,

Fell in love, push came to shove

and you broke so easily,

An’ I love hate songs, ’bout mass destruction,

Other peoples pain takes my mind off you,

An’ I love puppies, when they’re road kill,

They’re too cute to live, to cute to live,

Too cute like…. YOU!

(guitar solo)

I’m bored with immortality,

I’m too tired to stick it out for eternity,

You took the very best of me,

Fell in love, push came to shove

and you broke so easily,

I hate love songs,

I hate love songs,

I hate love songs,

I hate love…

I hate love so I hate you