Smut Peddlers – For The Record

(featuring Masai Bey)

Since the beginnig, there has always been smut

God is smut, death is smut, your girl is probably smut, hip hop is smut

And now, for your pleasure, all you dirty fucks

Smut Peddlers

[Cage]

See me on laserdisc fuckin your bitch

I-I-I, I coat my house in plastic cause I’m a health risk

My landlord tries to evict this

I fuck girls anally and then I’m on they shit list

No S&M cops could hold me

Gimmie twenty tapes and I’ll gangbang your Dolby

Battery acid, splash the basket

Now she need reconstructive surgery

For all the non productive, citizens like organs

I live with a tec and Kiss the Girls like Morgan

Freeman, dusted fuck up ten He-men

Peekin, some’ll still see bugs on me sleepin

Hibernate your whole state, incubate

Then I scrape off the ambiotic fluids with a rake

I can’t concentrate when I levitate, bong lakes

That’s all your games when Raid stops on my brain scape

(Chorus)

For the record I’m a peddler

Of so many useful tools

Enough, you could never get of

Good hot, even better when it cools

We about to melt y’all nigga’s cheddar

(x2)

[Mr. Eon]

The crafty from the master flee dastardly

Smut Peddlers, it has to be, who the hell’s after me

It’s Starbuck, you starstruck, I’m verbally charged up

With your hard luck your microphone is hard up

I got devout Christians enlistin for Mormon missions

Check the inscriptions, and visions, inscisions

Cyclops beamin, cut a diamond with percision

Key to twistin a ???, roaches I be squishin

Addictions on scriptures, call it pet vices

You shit better than ?Glen Rice is Ted Nice’s?

I’m buttery, auction my steez at Sotheby’s

Jealousy, cause we be what others be

Now blessed be he who pack abstract apparatus

Rhyme with more attitude than B.A. Baracus

Flyin at night, writin the white lines

Your shit ain’t workin like Slick Rick’s right eye

(Chorus)

[Masai Bey]

Ayo, this ain’t a rhyme, kid

It’s a plug, for a ?cushite? product

That cleans more than Woolite

Other leadin brands emit packages randomly to people

Study their reactions then scam ’em

For example ya, cheese crumb records

Six different flavors and guess what, they all cheddar

I can’t believe the time and money that consumers waste

On a variety of the same exact taste

You phony rappers makin music for the rich to dance to

Hope you can get into that circle

But if you want some light, go see Spieldberg

He could use some house, high class herb nigga

To freestlye about chaufferin him around

And can’t wait to write about the Benz on his break

But this product’s name is Masai Bey

And the ad was paid for by the most High

(Chorus)