Adam Sandler – Dee Wee (My Friend the Massive Idiot)
He said he?d be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It?s too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he?d be here at seven But it just hit 7:35 (already?) Here in Brockton, Mass., I got my thumb in my ass Mama?s combing…